Let me tell you about the mistake I made. Actually, it was two mistakes. I never had a garbage disposal before. Last night, I stuffed old chard, one-half lemon, cantelope rinds (cut up), and a wimpy head of lettuce down the disposal. It was fantastic! Gone in a few seconds, until I turned it on again and it started spewing up dirty lettuce bits that filled the sink. Instead of going down, it puked up a slimy, loden green mess, still bubbling after I turned it off like old geyser ready to explode. What are the rules of using a garbage disposal? Can someone tell me?
As I was lamenting the green puddle in my sink, a man was assembling a desk that I bought at Office Depot. I was proud of myself for doing research and finding one that would fit into the small office space off the kitchen. I marked it out on the floor, and saw that it cleared an open door and light switch. When he was finished and I was alone with the desk, I knew that I had made a mistake. It is so small that I feel like I fell down a rabbit hole and am scrunched into a miniature corner whose ceiling and floor converge. It is so small, that when I stand up, I am taller than the desk and hutch combined. I would give it to my three-year-old granddaughter, but she will outgrow it in a few years. I am a writer! I need space to spread out and create! Hopefully, the store will trade it in…PLEASE!
If the store won’t take it back, don’t make mistake #3 and try to put it down the disposal! 🙂
My motto is: I never make mistakes. I create opportunities to laugh at myself and I am very funny!
Hahaha! I love it!
that is such a funny picture! and, so frustrating about the desk! keep me updated!!
Kudos to you Ellie for knowing what you don’t want and returning it. (I would have been trying to make the little desk work)
And, good news…they will take it back and let me exchange it!